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This is a fucking masterpiece. a god damn, mother fucking masterpiece. Never have I beat my goddamn dick so fucking hard, I splooged th...


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The bastard child of Satan
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
Single and ready to fucking killmyself.

end me .

please .

fuck I'm an emo now.

Now, remember kids, if someone is bullying you for having glasses, it's because you don't wear glasses.

Now, remeber this too.
Get 12 hours of drugs
don't do milk.
drink your teeth.
brush your vegetables.
and eat your school.



"your mom" 
               - Your mom

I look like shit

Oh mama mia

I look like utter shit, always-

No good point, ever,
I justlook like shit
On a daily basis

Nothing helps

Styling my hair a bit
Nah, doesn't do shit

Wearing a hoodie, nah, fuck that shit, fuck that hizzles,
Ain't gonna work gonna still look like shit




my ass

Uptown fuck my ass

Self Loathing



Self Loathing

Shout it from the rooftops

Self loathing, uhn

I'm not sure if I have a superiority complex or if I'm hopelessly depressed

Everyone thinks I'm retarded

*drum solo*


Everyone hates me, and that's okay

Fuck everybody, ggh Something rhymes that with Okay

Gay, yeah, that works, sure, what I am maybe, Who gives a shit

Oh yeah woo mama

Woah baba mama mia

Oh yeah

Hell yeah, diggity dawg
gonna eat my ass, gonna eat the bog

Gonna fuck



I'm called an Idiot on a daily basis
(Not allergic to Shellfish)

It actually hurts my pride a lot, if there was even any left to be hurt
(Not allergic to peanuts)

I unironically want to kill myself
(Not allergic to bees)

Not even my friends that care about me dearly can-
Can prevent it
(Not allergic to Mustard)

I'm unfunny

And this chorus goes out to- j- Jessica, whoever you are, I don't even know someone named jessica
Whoever- whoever you are, this one is for you


Kurt Cobain

Yes he is

Blew his brains out

Wish I did

No time no sound

Is in space

except time is actually there

Dick Penis

Okay, that chorus was for


Yeah, uhn, yeah

Do it, uhn,

*Suddenly cease making noises, all music stops*

Did you know that every 40 seconds someone kills themselves?

Hi, I'm Fred Fredrickson with the Fred Fredder Fred Fred f company,
Talking to you about Suic- soup. Every 40 seconds someone drowns in soup.

Yeah, no, I don't think I'm actually fine right now

I'm legit having a mental breakdown right now, like- I'm talking to whoever read all of this weird ass shit

Well now,
I bid you adieu.

*Uppercase B emoji*
I watched Markiplier's Cards Against Humanity video while drawing this-
I fuckin' hate valentine's day-

I hate it so much.

Fucking lovey dovey bullshit.

Fuckin' hate it.


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WillWorks Featured By Owner May 29, 2017   General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:
IisaDewshine Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello! I'm looking for some new artists to join a group I'm in! We are currently running on low numbers for active members and I was hoping you'd be interested! We would love if you came by and checked this amazing group out! And if you can help spread the word, that would be fantastic!! If you have any questions, you can talk to me or anyone in the group. They all are very helpful and sweet. :) (Smile)

Zipperozic Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IisaDewshine Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yay! :hug:
OMNITOON Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2016  Professional General Artist
if you want the original version of the copypasta I commented below look in this thread;…
Zipperozic Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist

I posted it on /r/copypasta
OMNITOON Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2016  Professional General Artist
that's where I got it from u dip
Zipperozic Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMNITOON Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Professional General Artist
and why would you post such a disgusting comment on my profile? I was eating my dinner and I lost my appetite upon seeing that, you pervert. You monster. You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.

You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame.

You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.

I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.

Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits.

Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.
Zipperozic Featured By Owner Edited Dec 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
[laughing progressively getting harder]

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