Hey, idiots. It's me, your boy. Lars. at least that's what I go by nowadays. It's been a while, gone through phases of my life, was a quote-unquote nice guy during my time here, seemingly judging from messages sent to and from people during my earlier years on the internet. Now I'm more or less a total fuckin dipshit who can actually date other human beings because of a little thing called charisma. Younger me needed to learn about it. With it, I was able to get some boyfriends, some girlfriends, just Significant others in general. But enough of the talk of my life as a person who lives a relatively pleasing life of being a flirty dipshit. I